

Like as was said in my review for 'Fifty Shades of Grey', have not read the books, though have heard conflicting opinions that has mostly been intense dislike. Hopefully, as a heterosexual female student in her twenties with a love of film that spreads across all genres and decades, this will come over as a fair assessment of a film that genuinely did nothing for me.

Reviewed by TheLittleSongbird 2 / 10 More like 'Fifty Shades Greyer' So in summary, this is a rubbish sequel to the original garbage but will do very well because it's been released over the limited window coinciding with the Valentine's period.

I sat through the pain of this and at the end felt glad I wasn't Christian Grey, though being a billionaire is always very appealing. Although sexier than the original film (my wife tells me) not as graphically sexy as the book. The film is unintentionally funny when supposed to be serious, and boring when supposed to be sexy. The plot is poor, the drama is rubbish, the acting is wooden, and the dialogue is laughable rubbish. I didn't care about the lead actors, who had very little chemistry in between the sex scenes and even those were pretty dull, the elevator scene is a good example of what I mean. Though be aware that the erotic scenes are not the kind of sex girls want to see or probably enjoy. This is soft-core porn for girls and I noticed that the screening I attended was almost entirely a female audience. Stars Minnesota Johnson as the submissive girlfriend and Jamie Doorknob, as the dominant, controlling boyfriend. Reviewed by brankovranjkovic 1 / 10 Fifty Shades Darker – Anastasia Bites her Lip Again
